dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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