Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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