oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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