Will you blow on my dice?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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