I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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