he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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