You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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