I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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