omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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