Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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