why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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