Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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