it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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