Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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