he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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