so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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