I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
