actually, I'm a sock model
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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