Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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