East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I will die if light touches me.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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