the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
