Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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