i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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