he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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