Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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