D3 body, D1 cock
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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