I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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