I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
