He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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