guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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