If i could tip my vagina, i would.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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