apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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