we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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