My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Randomize
