shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
