Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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