Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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