Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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