Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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