And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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