I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize