We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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