Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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