I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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