Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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