I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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