found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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