That's intense
okay pat passed out under dana's car
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My balls are so social today.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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