Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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