I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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