Define "chronic" masturbator.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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