ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Buhtt sex?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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