so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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