is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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