I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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