Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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