The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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