hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
my god I love twenty year old dicks
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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