so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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