She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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