they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
